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…but only if I can have the green one!

These sweet beards are made by Erin Dollar form Portland Oregon. Check out her lovely Beard O’Blog or buy her beards on Etsy! Click read more to view more sweet beard pics!

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Found this on Tyler Thompson’s website…..freaking hilarious! Nice way to tell IE users that they suck :) haha.

Hi, if you are coming to this site in Internet Explorer you might not be getting the best experience, honestly, I can’t even begin to think what your entire experience on the internet must be like…probably like riding a bike on the highway while cars blow by you on their way to Costco to get gallons of mayonnaise and 60 inch plasma TV’s, or something like that. So look, I am going to be honest, I kind of hate you, but we can make this work. Download Firefox, delete Internet explorer from your computer and get me a pulled pork sandwich.

http://www.catswhothrowupgrass.com/kill.php

Cute site & illustrations by Matthew Inman.  I definitely think the cats that lived with me for a few months were plotting my death. Both of them.

Hope everyone had a fun Halloween! Sarah and I went as mice! Go figure :) What were you for Halloween? Leave a comment and let me know!

My BOYM* Party design is featured in The Design Cubicles “29 Best Print Designs“. Go check it out!

bring your own meat

The illustrative instructions on my chopsticks made me laugh the other day. Since there are no words I felt the need to add my take on what they illustrations were telling me to do. This is just a joke. I repeat, this is just a joke. If you incur any harm from using chopsticks with my humorous instructions, i am not legally responsible.

Enjoy


1. Grab a chopstick

2. Grab another chopstick while you are at it since you will need two

3. Attempt to pick up un-identified food nugget/object*

*Note - you should probably not eat un-identified food nuggets and/or objects. Perhaps it might be better to go for a wonton, or a crab ragoon.

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