View the Site | Download the files (.zip)

Step 1

Go to Flaming Text and make yourself a sweet ass header graphic. Since using professional graphics tools dont really matter this will do just fine! I prefer some nice green text with blue flames. Super cool!

Step 2

Since we dont really care about usability, readability, or heck…our readers eyes lets search google for some obnoxious animated background. Check out the sweet twinkling stars background I found here.

Step 3

Since we dont care about design lets more on to content. Tip: Steal content! Why be original? Lets insert some song lyrics that could easily be found elsewhere. Hmmmm how about Brittany Spears song ‘Hit me baby one more time’ Perfect!  Now go throw all the crap we gathered from the interwebs and throw it in dreamweaver!

Isnt that just LOVELY???

Bonus Points

Remember those slightly (ha) annoying tags (or good friends for some) <Marquee> and <Blink>? Well you get bonus points for using these tags!

Super Bonus Points

If you really want to make page cool I’ll let you in on a secret tip: Embed a nice midi file and set it to auto play and hide it in the corner of your page! Its sure to make all your users LOVE your site!

I’m Just Kidding! :P

This tutorial was just my way at blowing off steam and having a bit of fun. I just happened to view way to many crappy websites while doing research today. I spotted wayyyyyy to many Design Fouls out there and just had to get this out of my system!

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In this lovely tutorial I will show you how to create a lovely little ugly website in 3 easy steps!


View the Site | Download the files (.zip)

Step 1

Go to Flaming Text and make yourself a sweet ass header graphic. Since using professional graphics tools dont really matter this will do just fine! I prefer some nice green text with blue flames. Super cool!

Step 2

Since we dont really care about usability, readability, or heck…our readers eyes lets search google for some obnoxious animated background. Check out the sweet twinkling stars background I found here.

Step 3

Since we dont care about design lets more on to content. Tip: Steal content! Why be original? Lets insert some song lyrics that could easily be found elsewhere. Hmmmm how about Brittany Spears song ‘Hit me baby one more time’ Perfect!  Now go throw all the crap we gathered from the interwebs and throw it in dreamweaver!

Isnt that just LOVELY???

Bonus Points

Remember those slightly (ha) annoying tags (or good friends for some) <Marquee> and <Blink>? Well you get bonus points for using these tags!

Super Bonus Points

If you really want to make page cool I’ll let you in on a secret tip: Embed a nice midi file and set it to auto play and hide it in the corner of your page! Its sure to make all your users LOVE your site!

I’m Just Kidding! :P

This tutorial was just my way at blowing off steam and having a bit of fun. I just happened to view way to many crappy websites while doing research today. I spotted wayyyyyy to many Design Fouls out there and just had to get this out of my system!