The illustrative instructions on my chopsticks made me laugh the other day. Since there are no words I felt the need to add my take on what they illustrations were telling me to do. This is just a joke. I repeat, this is just a joke. If you incur any harm from using chopsticks with my humorous instructions, i am not legally responsible.

Enjoy


1. Grab a chopstick

2. Grab another chopstick while you are at it since you will need two

3. Attempt to pick up un-identified food nugget/object*

*Note – you should probably not eat un-identified food nuggets and/or objects. Perhaps it might be better to go for a wonton, or a crab ragoon.