Reading time: 1 – 2 minutes
The illustrative instructions on my chopsticks made me laugh the other day. Since there are no words I felt the need to add my take on what they illustrations were telling me to do. This is just a joke. I repeat, this is just a joke. If you incur any harm from using chopsticks with my humorous instructions, i am not legally responsible.
Enjoy
1. Grab a chopstick

2. Grab another chopstick while you are at it since you will need two

3. Attempt to pick up un-identified food nugget/object*

*Note – you should probably not eat un-identified food nuggets and/or objects. Perhaps it might be better to go for a wonton, or a crab ragoon.








sekkeisha says:
Chinese restaurants are an endless source of crazy graphic design, aren’t they?
I just found out bout your site today, and i just made my blog today too… just one post still, but if you want to check it out, http://sekkeisha.wordpress.com/
(ps: i just loved your BYOM invitation)
October 26th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
kris says:
Haha, funny stuff.
I feel equipped to take on the big bad Chinese world now (No racism
)
October 27th, 2008 at 2:37 am
Jeff says:
Step 4) Stab at food with both chopsticks!
January 27th, 2009 at 12:37 pm